Grand Lisboa’s Rockza Show – A sexy, sensual performance straight from Japan

Last night I paid a visit to Grand Lisboa’s newest show: Rockza.  After listening to a week of water cooler banter – “coiffure” this, “feathered-fan” that – it was time I saw Rockza for myself.  I dragged our Product Development manager along, as well as two resident bachelors, and paraded the few blocks from the office for the 19:30 showing (there are 6 shows a day).  We were graciously hosted by the executive producer and given VIP seats in front of the stage, thereafter falling hopelessly in love every five minutes for the next hour.  See for yourself…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 (Ms. Hayama Saki, if you read this, it would be my great pleasure to invite you out for dinner.)

Frankly, I was uncertain as to what sort of show to expect.  Having been reared on the rather unrefined and tawdry peakaboo performances of the Wild Duck Inn and Marble Arch, whose origins are firmly ensconced in the Wild West saloons of a colonial continent, I was unprepared for the highly artistic erotique display that ensued.

If you’re looking for porn, poles, and ping pong balls then you’ll have to head to Pattaya.  If you’re not, rest assured your view won’t be blocked by some ogling punter bellowing, “Oi, get yer kit off, love!”  Rockza is a playful show that delightfully celebrates the female form in all of its glory – uncensored and in plain view.  The dancers are highly-skilled and stunningly beautiful.  The stage and theater are intimate and specially-designed for this show.  Finally, in addition to being wildly sensual, as a Westerner, the accompanying music and videos are a crazy cultural excursion into exotic Asian erotica.  It’s not like home and so it shouldn’t be.  Unless you’re an ultra-conservative or under the tender age of 18, Rockza is a must-see event if you’re coming to Macau.  It’s a great beginning to the permanent shows that are in the works for hotels and casinos across Macau. Full stop.